{"id":358,"date":"2013-02-23T09:59:15","date_gmt":"2013-02-23T14:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=358"},"modified":"2013-02-23T09:59:15","modified_gmt":"2013-02-23T14:59:15","slug":"funny-minecraft-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=358","title":{"rendered":"funny minecraft 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What if in minecraft you could have&#8230; Whew that was close! Oh sorry! I think a minecraft person is called a Democrat<\/p>\n<p>(not true!)<\/p>\n<p>the sign that says &#8220;not true&#8221; is not true. Oh, wanna see my person :)+= \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 like it made it all by myself. Hey who turned off the lights! I&#8217;m being robbed so I will be right back&#8230; KICK!,PUNCH!. That&#8217;s better, what are you looking at ,seriously. Okay get out of my face!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Made By: Benjamin Curtis (PS. is not about minecraft) \u00a0( close to! )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What if in minecraft you could have&#8230; Whew that was close! Oh sorry! I think a minecraft person is called a Democrat (not true!) the sign that says &#8220;not true&#8221; is not true. Oh, wanna see my person :)+= \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 like it made it all by myself. Hey who turned off the lights!&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=358\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">funny minecraft 3<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2fgj5-5M","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":359,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions\/359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}