{"id":369,"date":"2013-03-03T14:29:17","date_gmt":"2013-03-03T19:29:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=369"},"modified":"2013-03-03T14:29:17","modified_gmt":"2013-03-03T19:29:17","slug":"if-i-had-magic-powers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"If I had magic powers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>If I had magic powers I would have The power to go through solid objects and read peoples mind. I could even fly! I&#8217;d even like super strength. Even time would flow through me. I would be invincible! I could defeat \u00a0Superman! Every super hero would fall if they fought me. HA! HA! HA! \u00a0HA! HA! What, don&#8217;t like my evil laugh. Well, I! DO! Other Person: Cool, Dude.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Key<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The End= Nothing left <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Made By: Kitty Cat Hiss \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Other Person: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Kitty Cat Hiss: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I had magic powers I would have The power to go through solid objects and read peoples mind. I could even fly! I&#8217;d even like super strength. Even time would flow through me. I would be invincible! I could defeat \u00a0Superman! Every super hero would fall if they fought me. HA! HA! HA! \u00a0HA!&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=369\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If I had magic powers<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2fgj5-5X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":370,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions\/370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}