{"id":826,"date":"2014-07-09T19:43:05","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T23:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=826"},"modified":"2014-07-09T19:43:05","modified_gmt":"2014-07-09T23:43:05","slug":"perfect-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=826","title":{"rendered":"Perfect room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I could design my own room it would contain a king size bunk-bed, a flat screen TV, a trapdoor that would go into a underground tunnel that would have a room made out of Lego bricks, a room that is a bouncy house, and room that is made of mirrors. It would have a rope ladder that goes to an ultimate, huge, and awesome play scape on the roof. It would also have a huge hot tub, a huge pool, and a huge sauna. It would also have a closet that was really cold and would be good for storing food (and it would be good when I am hot).<\/p>\n<p>The floors, walls, and ceiling would be made of iron. I would have lockers that had either metal armor or metal weapons in them. I would have a big couch. I would also have a huge desktop computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I could design my own room it would contain a king size bunk-bed, a flat screen TV, a trapdoor that would go into a underground tunnel that would have a room made out of Lego bricks, a room that is a bouncy house, and room that is made of mirrors. It would have a&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/?p=826\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Perfect room<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2fgj5-dk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":827,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions\/827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.benjamincurtis.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}